Your Stupid Opinions - Filthy Hamburgers, Painful Sports Bras & Weed Smoking Exterminators Transcript and Discussion (2024)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hey everybody, welcome back to your stupid opinions. Thank you so much for joining us on another edition of People's... Just, everyone has opinions. See, that's what the internet is. It's all opinions, and we're going to delve into them this week and every single week. And God, do we have some crazy ones for you this week.

Starting point is 00:00:42 My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. Thank you for joining us. You have definitely chosen correctly because it's fun this week. We are going to get right into this quickly, though. You should definitely follow the Facebook page, Instagram page, all that stuff, your stupid opinions. Search for it.

Starting point is 00:00:58 You'll find it. So that way you'll know when new episodes come out. So here we go. Let's get right into this. Let's not waste any time. And you know what? Bugs are everywhere yeah they are they are there's nowhere in this country where there's no bugs i've never heard that yeah every state or city has its specific bug that they're afraid of or that is the problem yeah in arizona there's less bugs but the bugs are poisonous that

Starting point is 00:01:22 you have there's scorpions there's crazy stuff like that and then there's less bugs, but the bugs are poisonous that you have. There's scorpions. There's crazy stuff like that. And then there's termites that eat your f*cking house. Oh, tons of them everywhere. They crawl right out of the dirt and just eat your house. It's nuts. Let's find out about a pest control company that can help us all out here. Okay. Hopefully, RID Pest Control.

Starting point is 00:01:39 R-I-D? This is in R-I-D-D, RID. Oh. In North Charleston, South Carolina. Okay. Okay, that's where it is. 2154 North Center Street, Suite 204, to be exact. It has good reviews on Google, actually.

Starting point is 00:01:53 Oh, is that right? In over 1,000 reviews, it's got 4.6 stars. They're killing all of them. They're killing it in more than one way. They're killing bugs. They're killing reviews. They're doing it well. Let's find out, though.

Starting point is 00:02:05 Some people, you know, obviously aren't going to have a perfect experience. And let's find out some anomalies here. Okay, let's dive right in with a five-star review. Let's find out. Give them a set the table. This is from a lady named Dallas. Five stars. This is from two weeks ago.

Starting point is 00:02:20 So it's new. Oh. It's a new one here. Okay. Dallas just used them. We signed up for rid services a while ago and they are always on time professional polite and considerate to our pets that's nice they don't spray poison in their faces that's helpful come here sparky there you go uh richard

Starting point is 00:02:38 provided our services for today at our home in mount pleasant south carolina and he was wonderful okay i don't know how a guy could be just did he spray everywhere that's wonderful i don't know for today at our home in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, and he was wonderful. Okay. I don't know how a guy could be – did he spray everywhere? That's wonderful. I don't know what else you could expect from him. I expect no feats of personality from a pest control guy whatsoever. I don't expect him to – He didn't look in the bathroom window when he was spraying outside.

Starting point is 00:03:00 Didn't peep on my wife. I don't expect him to bring the garbage cans in from the street on the way in. I expect really very little from him. But he did it, so it was very nice. He completed both exterior and interior treatments for us today. Wow. We love that we don't have to worry about scheduling treatments regularly. They take care of that for us.

Starting point is 00:03:20 Great service and great people. Highly recommend! Exclamation point. is the that's where we're going off of okay so that's that's how good it could be richard comes over he's so pleasant he's not poisoning your pets he's being wonderful he's taking his hands in from the street yeah he's pleasant in mount pleasant he's a great guy pleasant next up here one star not quite as happy oh okay not quite as happy here all right well the critical points it says here are professionalism quality and value okay and the first sentence in all capital letters with an exclamation point is do not use this

Starting point is 00:03:59 service okay that's number one okay not buryingying the lead. That's the headline right there. Yeah. They're supposed to be a pest control company. That's a sentence. By the way, that's not comma. It's they're supposed to be. It's supposed to be a pest control company, but they showed up and brought a pizza. I was going to say they showed up with a bouncy house and set up an enchilada stand for everybody,

Starting point is 00:04:22 and I didn't understand what was going on. It was very strange. Yeah. And there's still bugs everywhere. They should know what is what when it comes to pest. When I asked them to remove a widow from my porch, a black widow spider she's talking about here, we were told that it was not a black widow. Okay.

Starting point is 00:04:41 I then went and caught the spider myself. Oh, my God. And as you can see, and there's pictures. Want to see the spider, Jimmy? Yeah, I want to see it. Here we go. I'll throw the monitor for you. There you go.

Starting point is 00:04:53 There he is. That's a black widow. It looks like it. Well, she says, you can see it's a brown widow in all capital letters. Oh, well, that's not a thing. I don't know what that is. Does it have an hourglass or not? It looks like it.

Starting point is 00:05:07 Yeah, there's a red thing on the bottom. I don't know if there's brown and black ones. That's possible. I've never heard of a brown widow. Neither have I. Maybe they don't exist in Arizona, though. I'm not sure. Oh.

Starting point is 00:05:15 Maybe they only exist in South Carolina. Yeah. Yeah, who knows? I mean, in Florida, they have everything. I'm sure there's a rainbow of widows. You know what I mean? That's a brown recluse, widow uh f*cking uh hybrid spider right there yeah i'm sure there's every green widows there's all sorts of widows they blend into the trees you can't see them croc widows

Starting point is 00:05:36 they come and they bite you they have big jaws that lock on you the green widows ride iguanas and then there's just the regular widows who are just perusing the buffets in the casino areas for a championship. Having a great time. Just different times. I was charged $75 for them to do nothing and for me to do their job for them. Okay. They don't trap. Did they spray also right it's then after telling

Starting point is 00:06:08 them we wanted to cancel the service they charged us again for august and didn't even come out so a total of 149 dollars i was told that i was going to be charged again regardless unless i pay a cancellation fee because of a contact a contact that they didn't. She means contract that they didn't hold their end of the bargain on. So I was charged for them not doing their job and me having to do it. Okay. There's also a bunch of skeevy people that work for them. Skeevy.

Starting point is 00:06:41 S-K-E-E-V-Y. Yeah. Richard. It wasn't Richard. Skeevy. RidingK-E-E-V-Y. Yeah, Richard. It wasn't Richard. Skeevy. Riding around smoking weed in their trucks. Is that right? I don't know if that's right or not, but did you, were you in their truck?

Starting point is 00:06:55 Did they do it in your, did they sit in your kid's bedroom and smoke weed? Because when they're off your property, it's really none of your business what they're doing. I'm sure the company doesn't want them smoking weed in the trucks, but i think that's kind of between it really has nothing to do with you does she know for sure it could have been a vape pen right i've hired i've hired three private investigators to tell these so-called test control people yeah maybe they don't pay very well and these guys are rolling their own cigarettes you don't't know, lady. We have no clue. And she says, again, three exclamation points, don't use this service. So, again, she's got to warn you.

Starting point is 00:07:32 I'll be letting my entire neighborhood know because most of the neighborhood uses RID. Well, then, she's going to take down your whole business in that area, isn't she? Next up, this person completely disagrees janine gives five stars and said quote met quincy who works for you wow amazing man amazing man who gets that deep with their best we get sprayed we don't even i don't even know them and the guy's here. I'm like, did they come? I see a bill in the door and I'm like,

Starting point is 00:08:07 oh, they must have shown up. I don't know when they're here. I've got a pest guy. He's a, he's fine. I wouldn't call him an amazing man.

Starting point is 00:08:14 Not even an amazing pest control technician. An amazing man. Saved my kid from drowning. He told my, told us how to deal with grandma's Alzheimer's better while he was here. He showed us a bunch of yo-yo tricks. Wrote a poem. It was amazing. my kid from drowning he told my told us how to deal with grandma's alzheimer's better

Starting point is 00:08:25 showed us a bunch of yo-yo tricks wrote a poem it was amazing he's an amazing man then he cooked us all dinner cooked the whole family dinner and then killed a bunch of brown widows killed all my brown widows cooked everyone dinner and grandma is she's intolerant to a lot as we know in her old age she's can't eat some things and he made her a special dietary meal as soon as quincy got in his car and headed on down the road grandma remembered everything that was the thing it all came back it was his special blend of pest control fumes it brought her right back somehow it's like el dopa back in the day that's it melon salts yeah oh boy what's that oh no sh*t i know where we were yeah we went to the grocery store today i know everything from 1948 to current times well my grandmother when she had

Starting point is 00:09:20 dementia when racist nan had dementia she was uh she could remember like 1963 no problem yeah that was locked and loaded oh yeah but she thought that's what was happening now was the issue that's no good that's the problem yeah i don't really like that i don't like that governor down in alabama i don't like well she would she might have though i'm not sure she was very old where are those why don't all your cars have big fins on them what happened to that very confused so he's an amazing man quincy professional smart gentleman gentleman smart it was a pleasure to meet him and will continue doing business with your company due to quincy oh quincy is the reason i have set a wedding date with quincy for june oh no that's not on there quincy is the reason for the season quincy adopted my daughter i just said you'd raise

Starting point is 00:10:17 her better than i would please take her so smart we he knew every answer to jeopardy thank you so much for an awesome job. One, two, three, four. Four exclamation points. That's a lot. Wow. Okay. So that's that one.

Starting point is 00:10:31 I've never had service like that where I've thought to review with that many exclamation parts of anything. I was never that passionate about pest control in either direction. Unless the guy did spray poison in my dog's face yeah or saved my child from drowning there's really nothing that can get me that excited about a stranger who did a job for a little while i talk i'll talk to people too i was hey what's going on blah blah blah if they have an accident where you're from we'll talk about i don't know f*cking try to be friendly or whatever but but if i pay an agreed upon price for expectations of killing all the bugs and both are satisfied then get the

Starting point is 00:11:08 f*ck off my property we have an agreement it's done all i'm looking for we did bugs are really all i'm looking for you can drive away with a cheech and chung cloud of smoke coming out of your truck couldn't i don't care yeah going down the street to get something we're taking off man we're real hungry. That's good. Terrific. Are all the bugs on their back? Yeah, it's fine. We're taking them with us.

Starting point is 00:11:31 They're going down the street. There's a Hardee's. There's a Pork Boy down there. Some local restaurant. Come on down to the Pork Boy. It's like Bob's Big Boy, but with a waving pig. Smoke coming out. Okay, next review one star this person's very upset there is a lot of a lot of stuff here this company is a scam scam is scam capitalized scam overpriced with subpar results okay let's get into this i had my yard treated today and i asked if the technician could remove the spider webs we kill spiders we don't kill webs oh yeah

Starting point is 00:12:15 i have i've had problems with them lying about completing my service before when i wasn't home i went outside to inspect and he left a spider web except did he leave all the spider webs or did he miss one yeah how many do you have he left is that their job do they take the web i suppose yeah i guess i mean that's if there was like uh you know like a nest of something else they would take it that's their nest so yeah that's where they would lay eggs and hatch more spiders but maybe if you spray the poison on the web, if anything hatches or gets in that web, it's dying too. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:12:50 Yeah, and there's also... I'm not a f*cking pest guy. You're in a flower bed, so there's a lot of other bugs, so the spiders are killing them anyway. I don't know what's going on, so here we go. We're not going to judge your spider-killing prowess, but he left a spider web extending from the front of my house down to my flower bed it was huge all capital letters exclamation point i immediately called and

Starting point is 00:13:12 canceled before he pulled off before he pulled he could have just stopped hey come back and get this spider web why didn't he try that wasn't done yet 249 to cancel when i have a history of calling because the technicians aren't doing their job. I have never had this type of problem with customer service before. I was contacting my representative because I was told to contact him directly to resolve issues. She's called to complain so many times they gave her a problem solver to call. This is your don't call the regular and just call f*cking Jim direct. He'll take care of you.

Starting point is 00:13:44 That's wild. I found out yesterday from a customer service representative that, quote, this is the best number to contact. Most of those guys return to school or jobs after the summer. So this company is hiring charming college students to swindle you into a contract

Starting point is 00:13:59 for 18 months who have no idea what the quality of this company will really deliver. Salesman, they send out. Yeah. Yeah. Once again, do not be scammed. Or she says, do no be scammed. Do no.

Starting point is 00:14:11 Do no be scammed, which is a good thing. It's a lesson for all of us to really live by. Do no be scammed, everybody. Stick with a local pest control company. I don't think we have had a pest-free home since we switched. Wow. All they keep saying is it will require several treatments. We had Orkin for several years and switched to have the lawn covered.

Starting point is 00:14:35 Huge mistake. Hope this helps someone save themselves a headache and some money. So, very upset here. There's several about the contracts as well. Here's one that says, let's see, the salesman who told us about our contract, she complains about the contract. Then they say, we called because of the mosquitoes, and she says, the mosquitoes got worse. Worse.

Starting point is 00:15:03 Maybe they put down food instead of food. Yeah, they put down just catnip for mosquitoes. They just set up nice little hotels and hot tubs for them to f*ck in and get comfortable. A couple of Skeeter buffets. Oh, my God. Spiders didn't go away, and whoever serviced the house dropped a bunch of chemicals in the road that just attracted a bunch of honeybees, and then killed them all. Oh, perfect.

Starting point is 00:15:26 Oh, my God. Jesus. So if you want to kill honeybees, this might be for you, but if that's not, that's not what I want. They stated they had the, quote, best stuff for inside the house and spent a total of three minutes in our two-story, four-bedroom, double-car garage house treating it. Oh, pin a rose on your nose it's your big old house yeah that's we just wanted us to post that we had a big house yeah i just wanted you guys to know we figured we'd let you know that so okay now let's go on to something

Starting point is 00:15:57 that everybody has used eventually you have to mail something you have yeah yeah you got you gotta mail it you got to put it somewhere got to put it somewhere so let's talk about the usps the united states postal service branch in beaumont texas 300 willow street beaumont do we want to do this why why not we want to all right it's a you go there it's a not my fault people review it i don't f*cking tell you yeah they shouldn't have put it up for review oh boy here we go everything we picked on a painting class last week we're not picking these aren't our reviews you're right you're right i don't know i didn't write these

Starting point is 00:16:34 no so uh either way let's get into it here okay we have won five stars. This location, quote, I've never had a problem here. That's it? Never. Perfect. Yeah. Okay. All right. One star. Here we go.

Starting point is 00:16:49 If you need your passport, do not go to this location. Three exclamation points. They make up their own passport hours. Their website is a lie. Three exclamation points. Yeah. Wow. Even if you schedule an appointment, they won't see you until after 12. Three exclamation points yeah wow even if you schedule appointment they won't see you till

Starting point is 00:17:07 after 12 three exclamation points that's nine so far yeah total for a devil and their website both are a lot oh they're in here my wow my scheduled appointment was for 1.30, and I went at 1.05 and was told sorry, so I wasted time even trying. Told sorry? You were 25 minutes early. Yeah, maybe wait for your appointment. Go out and dick off on your phone. Write reviews of other sh*t that you just did. Right.

Starting point is 00:17:37 Review Texas Roadhouse. Here's one. One star. Phyllis was awful in all capital letters. Yeah. f*cking Phyllis, man. Jesus. She's old. Her name's Phyllis. awful in all in all capital letters yeah f*cking phyllis man jesus she's old her name is phyllis she's been there jesus christ yeah how are we f*cking phyllis give her some time she's about to retire cut her some slack since some of my items were already paid she made me

Starting point is 00:17:58 go to the end of the line goddamn phyllis she claimed that since i had already paid for postage i was not really a customer anymore then when she finally waited on me she kept allowing other customers to interrupt i don't think phyllis liked you very much i'm gonna go out and say you already bought postage you're not a customer anymore sounds like phyllis was f*cking with you is what it sounds like sounds like phyllis has been doing this for a long time. Yeah. This was the first time I ever had to go to the end of the line because I had some prepaid postage. In addition, she hassled me about a book I was mailing.

Starting point is 00:18:34 She told me she had the right to open the package and inspect it. I told her to go ahead and inspect it. She refused and would not accept the package until I told her what the specific item was. Yeah, it's the mail. I think that's just the rule. I don't know. They ask questions about what's inside it. You can't just mail anything you want.

Starting point is 00:18:55 Also, I think, yeah, they have to write it on. I don't know what the hell. I don't know. I don't know anything about this. There's guns, bombs, drugs. There's all kinds of things you can't mail. Yeah. Alcohol.

Starting point is 00:19:03 They ask questions. When you mail something. No. Weird. I know. Just say it's Pepsi. Who cares? That's a good point.

Starting point is 00:19:10 Just say it's f*cking apple juice. Who gives a sh*t? One star here. Worst customer service ever. Oh. Okay. Clerk. I don't expect great customer service.

Starting point is 00:19:21 When I go there, I'm mailing something for 50 cents. They'll take it across the entire nation for that little amount of money. Right, that's crazy. I'm expecting, wow, they actually took it for that kind of money. I'm expecting them to go, we're not going all the way over there for 50. Get the f*ck out of here and telling me to go away. You want this to go to Rhode Island? Are you crazy?

Starting point is 00:19:40 We're in Beaumont, Texas. Clerk Phyllis is available, but requests you come with an appointment. An appointment? Phyllis again. Phyllis again. Clerk just sits where? I think they mean there probably. Not performing duties while getting paid.

Starting point is 00:19:58 Yeah. Well. Wow. The people at the post office, though, are the most, they're the coolest. When we had a P.O. box at that one in Phoenix that I would go to every week, coolest f*cking people. And then when you have a P.O. box, they see you a lot, so they recognize you. And they were the nicest. They were all – in the two years that we had one –

Starting point is 00:20:17 New York, too. Same thing. In the two years that we had one in Phoenix, I saw four people retire. So I got to watch people at the twilight of their f*cking career and then never see him again so they had a young staff when you start going there very young sounds like a spry staff they have a lot of people named phyllis yeah a lot of phyllis is going on here so let's stick with the theme of something we all know and we all end up you know dealing with at some point it's everywhere it's inescapable mcdonald's let's talk about mcdonald's location let's talk about a

Starting point is 00:20:52 particular location here though because the locations make the difference it does like that taco bell up the road from here the location when it's specific and they run a specific ship i want to hear all about it that's the thing it's specific and it's a specific ship, I want to hear all about it. That's the thing. It's specific. And it's weird because McDonald's, it's not like there's not a blueprint for how McDonald's works. Yeah. Like there are tens of thousands of these things across the earth. They all look the same.

Starting point is 00:21:15 The menu's the same. The preparation is all the same. And the machinery to make it, it's all the same. And they've been doing it for decades. You'd think by now every one of them would run very smoothly. You know exactly what to do. But not this one here, apparently. This is, where is this?

Starting point is 00:21:32 Macon, Mississippi. 14951 on US Route 45, Macon, Mississippi. It's northeastern Mississippi. Yeah, in the middle of nowhere. It has 2.8 stars on Google. Holy sh*t. That's just over half. Like, if that was a school grade, you're failing.

Starting point is 00:21:51 That's a failing grade. It's not good. Anything 4.3 and under, I won't even use it. I'm going to show you the breakdown, by the way. Look at the breakdown of one stars. Whoa. There's way more, almost twice as many one stars as five stars. What the f*ck did they expect when they went to McDonald's?

Starting point is 00:22:10 There's something going on at McDonald's here. Okay. Let's start out. Someone who loves it. Someone's going to have a great experience. It's McDonald's. There's a ton of people coming in and out. Okay.

Starting point is 00:22:19 Here's Erica. She gives it five stars. Perfect. My expectations for service are already high. So she walked into there expecting the best. Yeah. In a McDonald's up in the air. In northeastern Mississippi.

Starting point is 00:22:34 I expect perfect service. And I can honestly say every visit I had here has been pleasant. Associates are friendly. And the food was prepared fresh every time without me having to request it. They said, you know what? We have some cheeseburgers sitting here. Let me make you a fresh one. Wow.

Starting point is 00:23:00 Without requesting it. Without request. I'm an out-of-towner but i recommend this location to anyone who'd ask which who would ask you know of a good mcdonald's location anywhere where's the good one where's the good there is there's always a good and a bad one my house there's two with an equal distance and yeah one is horrible is it near is it near the college it It's past there. It's in the section that looks like where Bubbles sells sh*t with his cart. And I've gotten burgers from there where the bun is upside down, meaning the rounded part is stuck to the cheese while the flat part sticks up in the air. And I'm like, that's not even close.

Starting point is 00:23:42 That's the only way you can screw up a hamburger. The light color bread is on the outside. It's just even close. That's the only way you can screw up a hamburger. The light color bread is on the outside. It's just flipped around. You'd think you'd notice that the rounded part doesn't go flush with a burger and go, well, that's not correct. Let me throw this out and get another one. What? Yeah. How do they do that?

Starting point is 00:24:03 That's what I'm saying. I've had that happen more than once. What? Yeah. How can they do that? That's what I'm saying. I've had that happen more than once. There's a guy there who has, like, bun dyslexia who cannot figure this out. What the f*ck is happening? I feel like he sneaks onto the line every once in a while, and they're like, God damn it, Jared, get out of there. Stop doing those sneak attacks. Stop it. You don't know how to do it jesus christ he's putting the sesame seeds against the against the meat get a regular cheeseburger it was just no sense but just around it i'm like

Starting point is 00:24:37 yeah my point is if it was a big mac yeah it'd be buried in special sauce, the top of the bun. Not good. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. It's the weirdest. You pick it out and you go, well, this is different. Yeah, because the joke isn't delivered until you get home. That's why it's f*cking, that's a slow burn. It's amazing.

Starting point is 00:25:01 I go, that's not right. And then got it like three months later and said, he strikes again. Look at this. He's still working there. It's back. Holy sh*t. So that's one. I'll give you a couple other five stars. The one stars are pretty brutal.

Starting point is 00:25:16 So I'm going to. Yeah. OK. Here is a five stars. It was convenient, affordable and had awesome customer service skills. And I guess the building. Yeah. The employees, the less common apostrophe S in this situation.

Starting point is 00:25:32 Oh, the other one called them associates. Yeah, associates. That's kind of like. McDonald's associates. Associates. Wow, that's fancy. Yeah. What are you?

Starting point is 00:25:42 Oh, I'm an associate right now. Oh, that sounds nice. Yeah. Their normal cheeseburger doesn't have lettuce or tomato. There's no associates that work here. No, there's none. The employees were super sweet and helpful and did their job with a smile. I would recommend others to enjoy it.

Starting point is 00:26:00 Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Come there and enjoy it. And then the next one I just had to use because it is from sean bradley i assume the seven foot six the storm and mormon x nba center i just i only i have to assume it's him right i don't know how many cheeseburgers can that guy eat so many cheeseburgers he's gotta tuck them by the handful they made me 300 cheeseburgers on a moment's notice it was amazing five. The front counter cashier was amazing.

Starting point is 00:26:26 All capital letters. They took your order, took money, and then handed you food. How amazing can you possibly be? Best customer service I've received from McDonald's. What the? You've got to be more specific, man. You said number six, and she said, okay? Took your money and gave you a number six

Starting point is 00:26:45 you want that large or medium yeah all right and then she typed it in and then you went okay and then dude went all right so you want a drink all right you want the drink too all right there you go they gave that to you and then you put your card up and it beeped and then they handed you a receipt and said number 24 and then you walked away. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Let's find out some people who didn't think it was amazing here. Okay. Sherilyn, one star, not amazing. And she's a frequent reviewer here on Google. She has 141 reviews.

Starting point is 00:27:17 Oh, that is a lot. Yeah. Okay. One star, quote, you could barely hear the employee through the speaker. They were out of coffee. they were out of coffee they were out of sweet tea their frappa their frap and ice cream machine was down well that's mcdonald's yeah it's always down um their fries were not salted their fish was barely warm is this a haiku i feel like this is a haiku i've written a haiku about how bad this mcdonald's is that i would that i'd read

Starting point is 00:27:47 yeah um not a good experience at all the first four things she ordered was a swing and a miss that's gotta sting that don't have that nothing okay do you have fish okay good good oh it's cold great it's gross not a good experience at all here by By the way, I love how on the Google reviews at the bottom it says you could rate for food, service, and atmosphere one through five. It's a McDonald's. We could take atmosphere right off of there. Right the f*ck out. And food, really, did it exist? Did they give you food?

Starting point is 00:28:18 Okay, well, that's kind of what you're in for. Technically, you put it in your mouth, chew it, and swallow it. Therefore, it's material. I don't know that i'd call it necessarily food yeah i mean it's by the definition of it it does what food does but it's when i'm hungry and i eat it i'm not hungry anymore yeah i guess that's a good point yeah i mean i could probably eat a sweatshirt and feel the same way but yes you know sweatshirts not food nope here's another one one star the experience deserves one less star every time i go but i'm out of stars to take away i'm all out of stars you f*cked up my burger the fish was so cold and you don't have no ice cream.

Starting point is 00:29:05 I want them to write that to Hallmark and get that card made and just send it to every business that wrongs you. This is amazing. Then there's a thing. Edit. They edited it. Oh. Edit. Edit.

Starting point is 00:29:20 Nothing displays the undying hope within a human heart more clearly than the way I keep going to McDonald's for ice cream time after time. Time after time. This person is a songwriter. It's just beautiful. The poetry they write on Yelp is incredible. I hope for ice cream every time I go. Time after time. Oh, my God. I sit here wishing the food was better in this atmosphere. This atmosphere.

Starting point is 00:29:58 I wish it was like pork, boy. They're always good. Barbecue. Rib shack. Something other than this sh*thole. Yeah. Curtis, one star. Had only quarter pounders and nuggets.

Starting point is 00:30:19 That's all they had available. Oh, that's it. It's a McDonald's. No fries, no drinks, no cheese. No salt, no ketchup, only diced onions. That's all you got on your- Close it down. Close it down.

Starting point is 00:30:33 We'll reopen tomorrow after the Cisco truck comes by. You don't have hamburgers or ketchup. You don't have a McDonald's. You don't have a McDonald's. You barely have a truck in a parking lot. This is terrible. You can't serve any value meals unless you're substituting nuggets for fries, and that's an upcharge. We got quarter pounders and nuggets, but no salt or ketchup.

Starting point is 00:30:59 And it's an upcharge to substitute the nuggets. I guess I'll have some nuggets. Well, we'll want some diced onions on them. Not really. They were slow, floor was greasy, and the bathrooms were plain filthy. They stuck around to see the bathroom. They stuck around to pee. How do you walk in and be like, oh, can I get a... No, we don't have that.

Starting point is 00:31:23 What do you mean? Well, we only have these two things. Oh, then I're leaving i mean we're not eating this i'm sure the bathroom is kept in a state of perfect harmony i'm gonna piss and i'm leaving my thing is i bet you since it's on the road yeah people stop and the first thing they do is go to the bathroom oh they'll find filthy and then they go order food in a place with a filthy bathroom, which is the best to me. Here's two stars for Sherry. Both bathrooms were out of order. You have to shut down.

Starting point is 00:31:53 It's not legal. You can't have a restaurant with no bathrooms. That's not a legal business at that point. Close your doors. You have Quarter Pounders, Nuggets, and no bathrooms. That's what we have to offer. This is the McDonald's that closed down a month ago, and they're still cleaning out the fridge. All this sh*t was frozen.

Starting point is 00:32:12 It's all right. Just thaw it out tomorrow and serve it. It's fine. Tried to place an order on the app, and over half of the menu is unavailable. Again, they don't have things. What the f*ck? The floor was slick. Oh oh it's greasy i've noticed this in other mcdonald's too the cleaner they use and the tile do not work together

Starting point is 00:32:32 someone is going to fall and hurt themselves wendy's used to have this problem too it's that brown it's that brown four inch square yes those things don't you can't clean that sh*t no it's with grease on it it just melts with the yeah the grease permeates that tile and it never comes out it's over man it's too porous yeah there's one star okay lauren i still cannot believe how nasty it was she's reflected on it and still can't believe it the the floor was so greasy in the dining room that i nearly slipped to her three times. God damn it. And this is, okay, while you're waiting for your food, you're slipping,

Starting point is 00:33:10 and you're like, can't wait to get up there and put my order in. I got to the table. I'm going to have to get back to get the food. Oh, man, and this is the thing, too. She proves it. We went to the bathroom when we first walked in. See? And I was completely taken aback well then you

Starting point is 00:33:26 leave immediately yeah they can't clean that yeah they let you see the bathroom right imagine what's in places you can't see holy sh*t the oily floor continued and someone had mopped in one of the stalls the water literally beat it up on the floor because the oil was so thick. Like an eternal wax. Oh, my God. Like they waxed it. There we go. Perfect.

Starting point is 00:33:53 Buffed it. Buffed it all out. Corners and edges of the floor had stains. It stunk terribly. I carefully made my way out of the bathroom and told my husband that we weren't eating there. Yeah. He reminded me it was nasty a year ago when we stopped and said the men's bathroom was in the same condition. Well, I disregard your entire review now because you've been burned and you said, let's try it again.

Starting point is 00:34:19 This is on you now. This is now your fault. This is your fault. The sidewalk going out of the door is stained with grease. That's a nice touch. Making it clear this is a longstanding problem. If the owner and managers of this restaurant don't care enough to keep a place presentable, I doubt they care about the cleanliness of the employees serving the food.

Starting point is 00:34:41 Right. I think we figured that out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. One star here from lynn cold food fish sandwich was old from the night before brown and dry you don't know that you don't know how far i feel like a fillet of fish can get nasty? Ten minutes. It's going to be hard and dry. You get it. You house it.

Starting point is 00:35:06 Otherwise, it's going to look awful. Yeah. That's why they give it a nice box. Yeah. By the way, this next sentence, the word fact is capitalized, all caps for some reason. I don't know why here. Okay. The sheer fact they push it through the drive-thru window when we realize how bad it is down the highway.

Starting point is 00:35:25 Okay? McDonald's is getting no more of my money. Culver's is the new McDonald's, everybody. Proclamation. The fact they knew this was bad before they pushed it out their window right into my car. No, and I wouldn't know that it was bad until I got down the road bad culver's for life for life that's right truly though culver's is f*cking amazing but you're paying for it you're paying for three meals is 45 dollars it's very expensive yeah it's insane mcdonald's has gotten pretty expensive, too, though. It has. Keep up, I'm sure.

Starting point is 00:36:05 Yes. And to do that, their excuse for that is that they've upgraded stuff, which means they made the bun shiny now, which is insane. But you ruined. You'll never know. Yeah, I don't know. It's on the other side. The bottom of it's still dry. Thank you for doing that. It's f*cking crazy.

Starting point is 00:36:30 Still nuts. One star. thank you for doing that it's f*cking crazy still nuts one star this place is filthy bathrooms are dirty floor is dirty trash piling up tables not being bust the kiosk sucked the little ordering yeah the gross you you saw the bathroom and then you went and touched that thing you touched it all. Out of receipt paper. Yeah, they made a transaction waiting for a receipt. Napkins, straws, and lids empty. Dead bugs on the floor. Health department needs to do an inspection.

Starting point is 00:36:58 I think he means inspection. But he said expection, which I don't know what an expection is. Expection, is that just to shut it down? I don't know what an expectation is and that was expectation is that just to shut it down i don't know what but hey yeah it's dirty fine it's but maybe the food's good let's find how's the food i haven't heard anybody say besides a little cold i haven't heard anybody actually comment on the cuisine. The food that they got, if there was any. It is a restaurant, after all. Let's find out. Okay, here's Joe with a one star. Waited a long time in drive-thru. 11 a.m.

Starting point is 00:37:35 Not busy at all. Pre-lunch rush here. Okay. Ordered double quarter pounder, large fries, and caramel iced coffee. Received half full large fry container of cold fries. This is the kicker. Regular cheeseburger in a double container. Double quarter pounder.

Starting point is 00:37:57 They put a cheeseburger in it. This ought to hold them. Like Indiana Jones. They switched it out and were like, ha, he'll never know the difference hey he's holding it like this doesn't feel the same weight this is weird that's amazing just in the box is it my well we don't have those just give him a cheeseburger he won't know all right he won't notice until he gets down the road A double quarter pounder is a half pound of beef.

Starting point is 00:38:25 Yeah. It's a big burger. A cheeseburger is like an eighth of a pound of beef. It's a Happy Meal cheeseburger. Yeah, it's a cheeseburger cheeseburger. Wow. Iced coffee that tasted like caramel-flavored lukewarm water. Avoid at all costs. If you want a burger, try Bumpers just across the street.

Starting point is 00:38:43 Across the street. But maybe you have problems, okay? You're upset with the bathrooms. The food they gave you isn't what you ordered, clearly. So you go in there. Maybe the customer service is glowing. We don't know. Let's find out.

Starting point is 00:38:55 Okay. One star. It could be the best customer service in the world, but let's find out. One star. Customer service was not good at all. Okay, well, now we have our answer. That's good. not good at all. Okay, well, now we have our answer. That's good. Not good at all.

Starting point is 00:39:08 Staff just stared at you and didn't acknowledge your presence. Yeah, that's what I expected, McDonald's. The hell is that? Two of our orders were wrong. The store wasn't filthy, but it does need to be regularly cleaned, swept, tables wiped off, etc., and doesn't seem to be done at all. While there, two staff members were sitting at a table.

Starting point is 00:39:32 The food was okay, but not great. Ketchup was out, and the pumps looked disgusting and clogged up. Yeah, I'm not pumping sh*t from there. Better come in a pre... Wow. There were flies flying around as you ate trash was pretty full and didn't seem to have anyone keeping an eye on them the bathrooms were nasty as well

Starting point is 00:39:52 bottom line don't go to this mcdonald's at all yeah okay a couple more quick ones here okay number one or this is one star katherine i wouldn't eat here okay okay that's a good advice the bathroom was disgusting and had water all over the floor the people were sitting around eating and didn't even bother to take an order the people meaning the employees sitting around eating and just being like no we're now the burgers are all right we ate the last of them we got quarter pounders and nuggets left we ate everything else you don't have any fries not anymore this is the last one last ones they're pretty good too i'll be honest the trash and water from garbage strung out of the door oh my god the trash water

Starting point is 00:40:37 the trash water is oh god jesus just an overall bad atmosphere for a McDonald's. Again, atmosphere. The worst, yeah. Wow. Okay, here is another person here. Okay, one star, Lynette. First door was locked. Behind the second door was a table full of employees. Okay, one said, that ain't locked.

Starting point is 00:41:02 I said, sorry, are you closed? closed they shook their heads and i walked to the register the cashier greeted me with quote we only take cards inside this feels like a fever drink please go away is what they're saying i said that's fine and said i'd like two large drinks she said what so i repeated my order she said said, what kind? I said, a co*ke and a Diet Dr. Pepper. She said, we're out of co*ke. What? Again? Yeah. Not a McDonald's. So I said, just the Diet Dr. Pepper. She said, we don't have Diet Dr. Pepper. We're out of co*ke and we don't have whatever the f*ck. We don't have the other. I said, nevermind. And proceeded to the restroom. We don't have the other one.

Starting point is 00:41:44 I said, never mind, and proceeded to the restroom. The first stool, stool? Is what you call a toilet bowl? I've never heard that terminology. Yeah, that's my poop stool. The first stool was clogged with toilet paper. I left the restaurant out the locked door and witnessed another employee leaning in a car window while a child peed on the ground next to her. What the f*ck is happening? At this McDonald's, Jimmy.

Starting point is 00:42:12 That entire review sounds like a dream that somebody is telling you. Yes. That you would never believe. But it actually happened. It does sound like a dream like you walked out then there was another employee the one that was just inside somehow he was outside now leaning the car window while a child peed next to him on the ground which sounds like some dream sh*t i went to a mcdonald's it had two doors the first one was locked the second

Starting point is 00:42:39 one had employees that said i wouldn't eat here if I was you. That's so weird. What a weird... The peeing child had the body of a child with the head of my grandfather, which was weird also. Does that mean anything? What do you think that means? It was wearing a collar with a bone tag, and the tag was the name of my favorite dog. Super weird, right? Okay.

Starting point is 00:43:02 So, we've gotten our Philip McDonalds. A peeing child in the parking lot. A peeing child in the parking lot. I'm like, that's the cherry on top. We're not getting any better than that. So let's move on to something else, something that we know. Oh, God. Me and you know nothing about personally, obviously.

Starting point is 00:43:21 But other people know plenty about, and those people would be people with tit*, and that's not us. So, yeah, women are into this. Okay, this is the Victoria's Secret Incredible Max Sports Bra. All right. So, ladies love sports bras. Yeah, they do. Yeah, it's a big deal, so it's good. This is an expensive one, $54.95 for a sports bra.

Starting point is 00:43:45 That's a cheap one, James. Well, it's on sale on clearance. There you go. For $21.99 right now, ladies. Oh, f*ck! But I don't know if you want it, though, because it only has 3.7 stars on the Victoria's Secret website. Not even on Google. That's why it's on sale, yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:01 Yeah, let's find out all about this here. It comes in, what does it come in? A bunch of sizes. I don't know what the hell's on sale. Yeah. Yeah. Let's find out all about this here. It comes in, what does it come in? A bunch of sizes. I don't know what the hell's going on. It says it fits true to size based on reviews. So that's good, I guess. Here's the first review. Okay.

Starting point is 00:44:15 Five stars. Yeah. These all have a headline on them. So I'll give you the headline. Headline, wow. Wow. This is the first sports bra I've ever worn that doesn't have seams or materials on the inside that irritate my skin oh that's nice that seems like a huge advantage yeah imagine

Starting point is 00:44:35 having something scraping your tit* all day that sounds boob scrapes sound no fun i have experimented with different brands and styles over the last 20 years. This is a 20-year process. Ladies, I'm sorry. That's hard. I feel bad now for you guys. You guys are – what are you working on right now? I've been working on finding the right bra for about the last dozen or so years. And after that, it's like, wow, that's a lot.

Starting point is 00:45:00 Better part of two decades. Yeah. I don't know how you guys get anything done. You can't even find it. If I was still looking for a bra, that's all I could concentrate on. You guys are having careers and families. You're doing all sorts of sh*t. I mean, in my lifetime over 42 years, I've seen a good amount of tit*.

Starting point is 00:45:18 They're all different, so I get it. They're all different. They're all so different. I don't know how you'd make something that holds them all. Yeah. So they've experimented and this is the first one i haven't had to fuss with or turn wrong side out i didn't even know that was an option really wow interesting also the blue the blue is beautiful so it's a blue color um it says what size they're in and all this type of sh*t so these are This is a 36DD. Hell yeah. She has there. I knew you'd say that.

Starting point is 00:45:47 It's a good bra. I had a feeling you'd say that. I'm not going to give all the breast sizes for the rest of it because it's good. There's one coming up that's 38DDD, and I don't want to fall on the floor. It's going to be distracting for both of us, really. That's a lot of titty. It's going to be distracting for both of us to think about, so I won't mention them. Five stars here. It was hard for be distracting for both of us to think about, so I won't mention them. Five stars here.

Starting point is 00:46:06 It was hard for me to get it on and off. Oh, it's tight? I loved the looks and feel, but it's hard for me to get on and off. I just pictured this poor woman struggling with this bra stuck on her head, and she's trying to get it off. She's got giant hands, too. It's hard to get those off of big titt*es because you've got to get underneath. Get them underneath. Oh, f*cking hell. She can't get it over her head.

Starting point is 00:46:26 Yeah. Here's five stars. The title of this is nice. Yeah. What did Borat write this? Very nice. Very nice bra for my prostitute sister. He says, nice, very comfortable comfortable and great coverage what the f*ck

Starting point is 00:46:48 does that mean i guess it holds no cleavage yeah like holds it holds it all together definitely going to purchase more oh stack it up i i would think when you found a bra that would was the one i would think you'd like hoard that's the only one tons of bras you know i'm getting all these next up people who don't like it okay one star oh would not recommend okay okay this is supposed to be a quote maximum impact bra this is terrible what does that mean max i guess for because it's a sports bra so i guess you could be like oh the jumping doing crossfit and sh*t and your tit* are going to stay in place. Maximum impact? What does that mean?

Starting point is 00:47:27 Maximum impact. I can punch you in the titty and you won't feel it? Punch me in the boobs. Come on. Give it a combination. Right in the nipple. Let's see if I feel it. I don't think that's going on anymore.

Starting point is 00:47:39 Maximum impact. Victoria says I won't feel it. Let's go. I just pictured a very weird fight club going on in a basem*nt with women just put their bras on go punch me in the titt*es this is terrible i can't even run without having the straps loosen and it's not an easy task to have to constantly retighten bra while running unless you stop every two minutes which would would kind of defeat the cardiovascular element of the workout at that point. Right, right.

Starting point is 00:48:08 Also, for whatever reason, this bra seems to rub in some areas and has made the areas raw. Oh, I got a feeling they're on the riblets. Yeah, none of those areas sound good to be raw that a bra would cover. Here is one star again. Poor design. Okay. bra would cover here is one star again poor design okay not sure who decided that putting metal loops on the straps right by the top of your boob oh but please don't ever do that do that again it was a man that did it

Starting point is 00:48:37 in this day and age is there how what men are designing bras for victoria's secret is that possible and if you are now resign get out of there it's not for you you can't put it on and go yeah it feels good right you know i've seen some guys maybe yeah it's possible but ralphie may is now dead so yeah that's true i play softball regularly and every time i held up a bat the metal loops would pinch me i had to return that sounds awful i had to return this one and every time i held up a bat the metal loops would pinch me i had to return that sounds awful i had to return this one and others that i bought right away it also pinched me anytime i reached across my body or rotated my shoulder like to hit or throw a volleyball this person's doing sports like she's right she's an active woman yeah yeah sports bras should be

Starting point is 00:49:22 designed to play sports in and work out, not just model. Right. Well, that's why I probably wouldn't buy, like, if I was going to go play hardcore sports, a Victoria's Secret might not be the place. Yeah. The place that's known for, like. Might go find a Reebok one. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:38 That's that place that sells panties you can see the bush through, right? Maybe I go to, like, Nike or go to Nike or some place like that that might be more interested in women's athletics, might make them for WNBA players or Olympians or something of that nature. I got a volleyball game tonight. I'm headed over to Victoria's Secret where they strap this sh*t on women

Starting point is 00:49:58 and then put fake f*cking wings on their back and march them down a runway. That sounds like athletic sh*t. Yeah, and I get that they're trying to not have that stuff f*cking wings on their back and march them down a runway that sounds like athletic sh*t yeah and i get it absolutely and i get that they're trying to not have that stuff and have stuff for active women too but it doesn't seem like they're doing a good job here everyone putting metal in them jesus metal one star the title of this is so sad it's sad they're actually upset by it i really wanted to love this not sure who designs the sports bras that's the same question we know it's a guy there there is no support and it feels it feels a

Starting point is 00:50:36 suction cup stuck to your chest that doesn't sound good feels like a suction imagine if me and you yeah designed a bra it would be the worst bra. We wouldn't know. We'd be like, yeah, look at that. I don't know. Put some flowers on it, I guess. They might want that. Girls like flowers, right? We don't f*cking.

Starting point is 00:50:51 We wouldn't know what the f*ck to put on a bra. One thing I guarantee about the bra I would make is that I could jerk off to it. Yeah. Your bra would have like no nipples. Yeah. That's not a bra. It's for nursing. That's not a bra. It's for nursing. That's what it's for.

Starting point is 00:51:09 Yeah, yeah, that's right. But for regular chicks too. It's not for you. I'll tell you that. It's for me. I don't think that's what they're looking for in a sports bra probably. That might have some chafing. They need to improve support, quality, and have real designs besides bland colors for bigger chested people.

Starting point is 00:51:30 Right. Okay. Here's another one. One star. Unnatural look. Oh? Unnatural look. What's it make you do?

Starting point is 00:51:37 Well, returned. No one's boobs stand at attention as much as this bra makes them. Madonna bra. Wearing out the boobs. Just keeping them up at attention. much as this bra makes them madonna bra wearing out the boobs it's just keeping them up at attention that's not good wow uh the side profile is just awful my boobs stick straight out hey when that happens i don't care if you just got implants or a lift job boobs do not stick out this straight ever i miss the original vsx sports bra yeah oh man here's a person with another problem getting it on and off one star i can't get it on is the title oh can't even get it on i can't figure out how to get this thing on with someone on with someone living alone it's not like i have somebody to snap it in the back once I get it on.

Starting point is 00:52:26 It's just too complicated. I'm returning it. And it's probably one of those. Yeah, I know. Complicated. What a nightmare. Here's one. One star.

Starting point is 00:52:35 So uncomfortable. This bra sucks. Exclamation point. Oh, I love it. I wish I never bought it. Jesus. Where did it touch you? Oh, we know where it touched you.

Starting point is 00:52:49 Never mind. Who did it hurt? The bottom folds up within five minutes every time. I've tried adjusting the straps differently and washing it. It's so uncomfortable. I'm having to put my hands in my shirt and unfold the bottom part by my ribs all the time. It feels like she doesn't know her bra size and she's getting the wrong size. It might be too big.

Starting point is 00:53:11 It might be a size too small and it's folding over. It may be. And here's the last one star. One star. Ew. Yeah. Ew. That's the title.

Starting point is 00:53:22 Made the girls take on a very strange and unnatural shape yeah i love it uh too high up and came to rounded points that were too close together oh wow never had a vs bra victoria's secret bra do that to me before i returned it even though i got it for like 12 with a discount card there we go okay so everyone out there avoid that bra it'll make the girls take on a very strange and unnatural shape that we no one wants you don't want it yeah we certainly don't want it no one wants that so last but not least all right let's stay uh let's go local phoenix somewhere we've both driven by a million times i've actually been in this store and it is a dump the food city uh which one oh that's that's

Starting point is 00:54:12 the important thing food city go could be half decent if it's in the no no no the food city at 21 24 east mcdowell road yeah right on the 51 there. Yeah, right at that curve. Yeah, it's bad. You go to the turn lane for the grocery store and the on-ramp for the freeway are the same lane. Same lane, yeah. Yeah, it's not a good place. No. The parking lot looks broken up like it went out of business 40 years ago. That's the weird part.

Starting point is 00:54:39 It used to be a Bash's in the 60s and 70s. I think it closed in the 80s and turned into this, which Bash's owns Food City. It's just like they're- That's probably why. It's what they did. They switched it over to a Food City. It's bad. It was bad when it was a Bash's.

Starting point is 00:54:57 Wow. That's, yeah. That's not good here. Well, let's find out what it is now. Okay. All right. Five stars from Clifford. Cliff is thrilled with it.

Starting point is 00:55:08 Thrilled. Had a delightful shopping experience at Food City. Wow. That's delightful. From the moment I stepped in, the warm atmosphere made me feel welcome. Really? Well, that's because the AC is not on. That's the other thing.

Starting point is 00:55:23 It's very warm in there. The meat was sweaty but explored their diverse section of fresh produce and was amazed by the variety is clifford the big red dog is and he's thrilled he's allowed inside they had milk bones they had begging strips they had snossages everywhere in food city, you will find like 17 different varieties of cactus, though, to eat. Yeah, yeah. Because that's there, definitely. I've seen that before.

Starting point is 00:55:52 The staff was incredibly helpful. I was looking for a specific ingredient, and they guided me right to it. The highlight was their authentic Mexican bakery section. The aroma was irresistible. That's going to be delicious. The nice part about that store is that they do have all of the Mexican spices and vegetables that you want to spice up your food. It's all fresh there.

Starting point is 00:56:15 That's awesome. I love that. You go to a place like that to get smelts, too, because Mexicans are the only people out there that eat them, and Italians get out there and we're like, where are the smelts for Christmas Eve? No one has them. In the fries and AJ there that eat them, and Italians get out there and we're like, where are the smelts for Christmas Eve? We need all the – no one has them. Yeah, and the fries and AJ's, all the fish and meat department, it doesn't look like an animal.

Starting point is 00:56:31 In there, like the fish still has all the scales on it and sh*t. Oh, yeah, it's whole fish. They got their eyeballs. Yeah, it's got their whole head. Yeah. Yeah, they're more – the Mexican grocery stores actually always have better fish and stuff because they make better market. It's good. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:45 I used to go to those for any kind of fish or anything like that. The aroma was irresistible. Can't wait to try the fresh tortillas and pastries. I got fresh tortillas. That's that's a score. Yeah. It's a f*cking score. Food City is my new go to for genuine food finds.

Starting point is 00:57:02 It's the only person saying that. Wow. Here is another one here five stars yeah i think they're gonna have the food amazing customer service walking around in a dream no quote they have a wells fargo atm inside five stars that's what they're looking for the only one nearby for my bank they're very convenient to go in and out whenever i need access to my atm account they had nothing about the place they've never walked past the cash registers even i get my money out of there it's great that's it that's where i do my banking okay here's one star quote ghetto fide store management at its worst. Ketophied? Ketophied. Okay.

Starting point is 00:57:47 These people are no help to anyone. This store is not worth visiting at all. At all. Uh-huh. Don't try to use the benefits that most stores accept here. If you do not like being talked down to and talk like you are an illiterate jackass, this is the place to shop. That's how he wrote it. You sound like an illiterate jackass because that's, wow, this is the place to shop. Sounds like he tried to use his EBT card there and they wouldn't take it for specific things.

Starting point is 00:58:15 They wouldn't take it for beer, I'm sure. Liquor store takes it. Yeah, but they charge you like three times the price probably. Yeah, well, actually, you got to sell it to a guy outside and then he gives you cash under the value and then you buy liquor. It's a different transaction. But it all takes place behind the store, behind the counter there. Full service. I've gotten a lot of them.

Starting point is 00:58:36 Yeah, full service. Here's Kevin One Star, quote, dump. That's the first sentence. Yeah. Dump. And come on, how the heck can you charge $7 for a pound of butter? That's insulting. A pound?

Starting point is 00:58:50 That seems like a lot. It's a good amount of butter. It's a block of butter there. Yeah. Yeah. Here's Lorenzo. One star. This store is really close to my parents' house, so my 60-year-old mother goes walking there often,

Starting point is 00:59:04 and there is more than one cashier that refuses to take her coins as a form of payment i would also yeah you have to take it that's the thing you're a business take that sh*t over to wells fargo and change it yeah let's go they'll switch it up for you maybe talk to the lady. Maybe she'll make a transaction with you. Or the food card guy. Maybe if you trade some EBT, he'll give you some, you can give him some coins and that way he can get the stuff he needs.

Starting point is 00:59:33 I'm not sure. If I know who these cashiers are, I will be placing a complaint with corporate. He's going to find out. I'll find out who wouldn't take change from my mother. Who refuses to count change? Coins are a valid form of payment. It does not matter if they don't have space in their draw for them or not.

Starting point is 00:59:53 Four exclamation points. Okay. Wow. As soon as my mother tells me their names, I will file the complaint. She's going, honey, just forget about it. And he's going, mom, tell me their f*cking names right now. And she's like, you got to calm down, sweetie. Lorenzo, calm down. He's going, honey, just forget about it. He's going, mom, tell me their f*cking names right now. She's like, you gotta calm down, sweetie. Lorenzo, calm down. He's like, I want blood.

Starting point is 01:00:10 Last time I gave you somebody's name, I've never seen them again. Drawer full of nickels, my ass. You could have taken her change. Holy sh*t. Okay, one star from Adam. There's always a line in here.

Starting point is 01:00:25 Really? In a grocery store. In that neighborhood? Where's another grocery store near there? They're so far away. For a while. Yeah. Oh, this is Adam's line.

Starting point is 01:00:35 We have this one reserved for you. We heard you might be coming in today. Heard you were here. Where's your VIP card? Jesus Christ. There's always a line. WIP card. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 01:00:43 There's always a line. The constant lines could be managed better if the hot food bar and bakery staff learned teamwork and helped out the rest of the cashiers. That's not their job, though. Why don't you apply for management, Adam? Yeah. The lady in the hot bar might be waiting for the rotisserie chickens to come off when they're dinged and she has to take them off and put them in bags. So then the cashiers don't come f*cking put chickens in bags that's not how f*cking stores work other ladies rolling and f*cking making fresh tortillas adam i saw a guy totally botch a ball in left field the other day a easy fly ball headed right to him i don't know

Starting point is 01:01:20 why the first baseman doesn't become a team player and go out there and help him with that oh i don't know why maybe because that's not his f*cking job that's why he's got a physician adam okay i've even taken a pastry to the hot food bar and was turned away and told to go to the bakery seriously you can't just ring me up annoying oh god adam you're you're annoying i think i think they're going to be happy with parting ways with adam i feel like um here we go here's one star adam yeah that's better for you here's one star got the runs from eating their deli end of review everybody did that's it's the deli at a grocery store that That's what's going to happen here. Once everything's been sitting there for multiple hours. Things are keeping that warm. That's not good.

Starting point is 01:02:10 Those chicken fingers are going to hurt you. But eat them anyway. Eat the JoJo's. Eat them while you walk around. It's fine. Here we go. One star. Horrible tacos.

Starting point is 01:02:21 Plus the lady was rude. Prejudice. Not prejudiced. that might be part of a haiku as well i'm not sure pride and prejudice pride and prejudice uh one star again it was horrible worker insulted me by saying some crazy things to me. Tell me what they were. What the f*ck the crazy things are, which is all I want to know. Yeah, that's it. What are they?

Starting point is 01:02:49 I want a whole list. Here's one. One star. They don't like giving water to people from their fountain. Wait, what? What? No drinking from the fountain. Please don't drink out of that.

Starting point is 01:03:01 Maybe they're trying to save you from getting sick. Oh, my God. Maybe. Maybe that's what they're doing. Maybe they're trying to save you from getting sick. Oh, my God. Maybe. Maybe that's what they're doing. Get out. Try to save yourself. Here's one star. Okay.

Starting point is 01:03:12 The two ladies behind me at the counter just gave me the juice. I explained that if I'm paying two, can I get the cheating meat instead of juice? But the juice equaled $5.99 in price. They were clearly upset talking to themselves in Spanish about me. I know Spanish. This is Yvonda, and she's like a red-headed lady, by the way. She said, I know Spanish, and

Starting point is 01:03:38 funny thing is, working on Eddie Bash's attempt at being Arizona governor, he tolerated no... She's like, I know Eddie Bash, goddammit. Oh, god Arizona governor. He tolerated. No, she's like, I know Eddie Bash. God damn it. God, Jesus. He tolerated no bad customer service or any prejudice.

Starting point is 01:03:51 Again, prejudice. Well, that's right there. Actually. While, uh, while is what I got.

Starting point is 01:03:56 Well, she meant that she left out of that. Yeah. I have been going to that food city on McDowell and 16th street over 35 years as well. Well, you need to. That's your problem. Yeah. Just horrible. Explain to the

Starting point is 01:04:09 manager. No effort to make it right. Where is what made our state strong? Eddie Basha is one of the pioneers. It's a shame. He's dead, lady. Calm down. Just loving Eddie Basha here, which is f*cking amazing. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 01:04:25 So, yes, we did not have time. Well, next week we'll have time for this. We will have time for an amazing YMCA. No, a YMCA in Charleston, West Virginia. Fantastic. Amazing. That's what we're going to lead off with next week. So get ready for that.

Starting point is 01:04:41 The Charleston, West Virginia ymca and all their exercise equipment closing it up with a woman name dropping eddie basha eddie basha god damn it amazing it's a shame yeah so there we go it's turned into oh i can't wait do you want no do you want one review no we'll wait no next week there you have to wait for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. YMCA, Charleston West Review. They have to wait for it. Thank you for joining us this week, though. Definitely follow everything that we have, the pages of Instagram, Facebook, all that stuff for your stupid opinion.

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